Magic Potion Millionaire

Even after refunds, a surprising number of people kept the expensive game on Valve's platform

Gabe Newell, the billionaire founder of Valve, has paid $70.8 million to buy a 20,000 square-foot seaside mega-mansion in Florida featuring seven bedrooms, 13 bathrooms, and an underground tunnel to the beach. The home was listed for sale in 2025 with an asking price of $85 million. It officially sold for $70,851,054 on June 15, or about 16% under the asking price. You can see many photos of the humble abode on Zillow. A video you can see below (from five years ago) takes you through the home. The Wall Street Journal said Newell was the purchaser of the home, which is right down the road from

The musician bought Magic: The Gathering’s serialized 001/001 The One Ring card for $2 million in 2023 — and has now used it in a real match.

I can be a werewolf or a vampire, sure, but nothing as far-fetched as a trillionaire.

Or at least rent it out.