Magic Potion Millionaire

Gabe Newell, the billionaire founder of Valve, has paid $70.8 million to buy a 20,000 square-foot seaside mega-mansion in Florida featuring seven bedrooms, 13 bathrooms, and an underground tunnel to the beach. The home was listed for sale in 2025 with an asking price of $85 million. It officially sold for $70,851,054 on June 15, or about 16% under the asking price. You can see many photos of the humble abode on Zillow. A video you can see below (from five years ago) takes you through the home. The Wall Street Journal said Newell was the purchaser of the home, which is right down the road from

I can be a werewolf or a vampire, sure, but nothing as far-fetched as a trillionaire.