Steamed Hams, but it's RPGMaker2003!

Imagine how bad the people who paid for it feel.

With people wondering if GTA 6 preorders will kickstart a new $80 era for standard edition PS5 and Xbox Series X|S games, one new release on Steam already has Rockstar Games beat: Congratulations On Your Purchase. The new red carpet-simulator launched not too long ago, and it can be yours for the mere price of $1,000. Designed to be a "first-person luxury experience" set inside a palace, the Steam listing says that players can expect a red carpet, a chandelier, and a velvet rope barrier to protect them from "the wrong kind" of people. As for the gameplay, there is no combat, no enemies, no que

If Steam says "You've made too many requests recently," don't worry: it's not just you.

And not the Tom Cruise kind, either.

Cliff Bleszinski is interested in making a new game, but is not planning for it to have PvP multiplayer like LawBreakers or Gears of War